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by someghuyy (Category: Entertainment)
NOTE: I will subscribe to the 112th commenter (SCREW THAT)If you want the music (formats: mp2, mp3, aac, wma)or the movie file(formats: avi, flv, mpeg1, mpeg2, mpeg4, h.264, or wmv)email me at lawyeriswatchingmovies@gmail.com please include format type or if you don’t care.Lyrics1st commercial:While I was shopping for a new car, which ones me.
A cool corvertible or an SUV? Too bad I didn’t know my credit was whack cause now im driving off the lot in a used sub-compact.
F-R-E-E that spells free, credit report.com baby.
Saw there ads on my TV.
Thought about going but was too lazy.
Now instead of looking flying rolling fat, my legs are sticking to vinal and my possi getting laughted at.
F-R-E-E that spells free, credit report.com baby.2nd commercial:They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this resturant.
Its all because some hacker stole my identiy.
Now im here every evein servein chowder and ice tea.
Should a gone to free credit report.com.
I could of seen this comin at me like an atom bomb.
They moniter you credit and send you e-mail alerts.
So you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.3rd commercial:While I married my dream girl, I married my dream girl.
But she didn’t tell me her credit was bad.
So now insteat of living in a pleasent suburb.
Wher living in the basement at our mom and dad’s.
Though we can’t get a loan for a respectable home.
Just because, my girl defaulted on some old credit card.
If we gone to free credit report.com.
I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard.